maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
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id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
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was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Damn victory sex feels great
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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