she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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