She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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