took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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