I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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