I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
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He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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