I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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