you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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