So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
it was like eating out sand paper
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
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craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
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I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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