Cold hands, warm shart.
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
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thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
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It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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