That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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