hell yes lets make some ravioli
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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