ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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