Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
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Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
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WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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