i think my tv is drunk
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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