my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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