Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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