I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
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Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
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I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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