Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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