i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
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you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
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My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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