Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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