I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
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she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
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I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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