Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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