I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
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Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
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Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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