Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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