He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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