Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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