she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
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I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
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OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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