No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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