You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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