No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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