I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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