with your own penis?
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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