Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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