I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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