Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
