I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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