: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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