How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
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