He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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