So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
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i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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