I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
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