Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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