The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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