Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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