do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I just want to make out with him forever
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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