i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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