he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
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Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
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School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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