I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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