Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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