Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize
