i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
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I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
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It's rum buckets o'clock
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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