As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
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May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
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I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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