I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
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Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
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She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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