rhymes with "ouble enetration"
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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