I don't think brook has ever known best
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
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My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
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My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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