Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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