Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
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You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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