I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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