Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
